Big P*nk

Dear Drunken Santa's:

2006-11-30T06:05:00.000-08:00

I am writing to tell you that this year I am looking forward to seeing you, again!!! My boyfriend Chris and I decorated the other night, and we cleaned out the chimney so your drunk asses will fit down the chimney! This year we will have plenty of munchies (yes and baked ziti) so you guys can have some 'drunk food' before you head back to the North Pole and all the other childern that you visit won't smell the alcohol on your breath. There are ONLY a few things I am going to ask for this year... And it is not even for myself, it is for my boyfriend and our friends...

1. Please let Chris and Roachy get to sit on your laps this year... for some reason every year they miss it and I know it would mean so much to them.

2. Please get Heather a pair of underwear that fits her, last year I heard there was a mishap and she has been walking around with a saggy thong ever since.

3. Rumor has it, that Lacey J will be here this year, please make sure she is WELL aware of where the ICE is.

4. Kim will also be attending and will have traveled far... Please, please make sure you bring her batteries..... No, not for what your thinking santa, .... she is now persuing her rapping career and she will need batteries for her microphone.

5. I noticed last year that Mrs. Murphy got a pair of Santa's boxers... what a lucky bitch!

6. Please bring Tim something to do... so he won't be playing with open flame and tissues...

7. Rumor has it that this will be Jason Wertheimer's first Extravaganza.. as his first party... Please Santa bring something Kosher for my Jewish friend.

8. I know that Dan and Kelly will be attending AFTER they get out of work, so if you guys could belly up and bring us an extra 30 pack, that would be great too.

And last but not least, please don't be cheap this year... HOOK US UP!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY <3 !!!

2006-08-25T07:03:00.000-07:00

I hope you have a great day!!!

Shout Out!

2006-03-26T09:06:00.000-08:00

This is a shout out going out to Kenny!

I am doing this because today his head hurts!

kennysnipes: i have a headache

Why you ask???
Because he drank 1 and a half bottles of wine last night!

Kenny also thought he would be creative and take some pictures of me...

PS: Those are not my legs... there Wattys!

Smells Like Football

2006-01-28T17:05:00.000-08:00

Thats right kids.... check your shoes at the door and lets get ready for some football!!! Superpool '06 is about to take place in a week...

1 day away!

2005-12-08T15:31:00.000-08:00

Ok kids its the moment that you have waited all year long for... hte holiday extravaganza. Unfortunaly this post will not be as funny as J-Birds Press Release... Oh and for those of you who haven't read it.. Please, allow me:

Press Release

November 30, 2005

Fathers lock up your daughters, the Birdman returns to the Salt City. Friday, Dec. 9th the Jason Solowski tour will be returning to the area for his annual holiday performance. Also headlining the tour will be Tim "The Heart Break Kid" Ruffinen and Jeremy "Squirrel" Ryan. This will be the fourth time the power trio will be returning to the area to show off their skills. "It ain't a holiday party unless it's in the 'Cuse" says Solowski "I swear to god, I'll be dropping some straight up gangsta sh*t all weekend long!" Friday night you can catch the famous swordsman at P.J. Dorsey's in Downtown Syracuse. Saturday, the festivities will kick off at Watty's Holiday Extravaganza in Liverpool. Boyfriends will be checked at the door. All ladies get in for free.*

OK so on that note...while this is all going on, every girl is debating on what they will wear! Trust me fellas, this has been a major decision! I am glad to hear that everyone is excited, it is going to be out-of-control, as always! And who knows, perhaps we will get a visit from the gay santas this year... OOPS! I meant the drunken santas.

Can't wait!

There is something so wrong with us!

2005-11-25T07:23:00.000-08:00

Dear Santa:

2005-11-13T08:31:00.000-08:00

All in all I think that I have been a pretty good girl this year.
I mean, I didn't mean to drop that fan on Roach's head.
And now that I am thinking of it ...there are a few more thing that I didn't mean to do...
I didn't mean to blow up my boyfriends ice pack in the microwave
and I never meant forge that letter from planned parenthood to my parents about my sister being pregnant because I didn't like her boyfriend... (ok I made that one up)....

What I am trying to say is that I know that you are busy this time of year.... But PLEASE can you show up on December 10th to the Watson Holiday Extravaganza???

Sincerely-
Michelle

PS: I hope that all of u can come too.... LET ME KNOW ASAP! There really wasn't any other date that we had to work with... Check ur calendars and let me know so we can start planning!

GO TEAM GO!

2005-10-03T07:32:00.000-07:00

So I have been getting alot of requests lately that I have officially tanked because I haven't updated my blong in so long... Ya know I think that it is funny because I think that we all find ourselves clicking on the sidebars of our favorites, or on the side bars of Kenny's, Dana's, Bob's websites/blogs waiting for each other to post something up, yet we are actually too lazy to post one ourselves....funny right? But it is the truth! I mean I remember at one point where Dana and I couldn't blog fast enough! Are our lives really that lame. .. ummm yeahhhh. .
Anyways your probably like whats the point of this Michelle... Well honestly there is no point, except for the fact I just wanted to say GO RED SOX! What else would I be blogging about at this time of year???

Dell Day!

2005-09-03T16:01:00.000-07:00

So it is the usual Saturday.. Dan Van is home sick in Ithaca, so Kimmers and I got alot of shopping done today!!! Which I don't know if that is a good thing or a bad thing since we both have NO money to spend, but I am sure Dana will agree it is a good thing... ANYWHOO.. One of the major purchases today is an Air Play.. So you can only imagine with gas prices skyrocketed, there is nothing else better to do than cruise around and listen to the I pod and burn gas!!! Its been a great day so far!

Side by Side Blogging!

2005-08-26T20:26:00.005-07:00

This isn't any night... this is a very special night. Bob and I have decided to side- by side blog... Don't worry the boyfriends are togather and not far apart from each other either!

Mrs. Rachel Bartley

2005-08-11T11:26:00.000-07:00

YOU CAN RUN & HIDE....

But there is NO STOPPING HER!

Ladies and gentleman allow myself to introduce, the soon to be, Mrs. Rachel Bartley also known as THE PDA POLICE! If it's make-a-wish night at the Shed, a Wedding weekend in Oswego, Liverpool or New Britain SHE WILL FIND YOU!

I mean . . . do you really want to mess with this girl!?

WWW.ONE.ORG

2005-07-24T20:29:00.000-07:00

If Eddie, Jewel & Dave can do it... so can you!

They signed... find out who else did.
www.one.org

Curt coming to Syracuse

2005-07-08T20:30:00.000-07:00

OK so I figured if I was sucessful enough to meet Johnny Damon, I think I can pull this one off this weekend... More updates to come!

This is how I feel today. . .

2005-06-17T06:28:00.000-07:00

Another frightening face. . .

2005-06-15T08:19:00.000-07:00

Some of you may recognize her...

and some of you may not!

This is Cricket The Talking Doll!
When reading Dana's blog today and saw Teddy Ruxpin, it reminded me of Cricket!
Also another reason why my mom wouldn't let me have one... this girl is frightening and looks posessed!

Andy Milonakis

2005-06-13T07:40:00.000-07:00

OK so while the rest of the world goes 'round, Andy Milonakis is busy writing rap songs in his room!

If you guys haven't checked this kid out, let me tell you, this is quite interesting!
Here let me keep you in suspense no longer...

Here is this link: http://andymilonakis.cjb.net/

I would start off listening to the "Superbowl is Gay" song

Check it out!

The moment you have ALL been waiting for. . .

2005-05-24T05:50:00.000-07:00

OK so you all know that yesterday I went to Cooperstown to see my beloved Red Sox... WELL ... After almost dieing of anticipation, hitting Watty in the nutts (on accident, I saw Kevin Millar, he was the first red sox I saw and for some reason it was like a reflex "Oh look Kevin Millar!!!, WACK!") and having a heart attack or 2 , AND having Jason Varitek wave HELLO to me. . .I met Johnny Damon yesterday.

He was awesome and was kidding around with me. And of course I got my picture taken with him. (Photo to come soon) It was a great time and they all were so nice! Watty sat next to Millar and then right next to Matt Clement and interviewed him. I also have a pic of him and Clement!

Good times! Great Weather... :o) BEST DAY EVER!

Johnny here I come! . . . .

2005-05-20T08:38:00.000-07:00

OK so this Monday, Chris and I are going to Cooperstown to the Hall of Fame Game and there we will be reunited both the RED SOX! More updates to follow! I just wanted to let you all know that I will for the first time (keep your fingers crossed) will be meeting the men that make baseball go round! hahaha I crack myself up!

Ok so anyways I am getting excited. I am sure its gonna be a blast and I will keep you, friends, family and fans, updated!

Also to be noted before Monday, I am looking forward to the season finale of Desperate Housewives Ill be sad to see my 2 hotties go

And then we are down to Carrie or Bo Bice this coming week too.. But I don't wanna jump the gun yet...

So until Tuesday, Cogs, out.

I wonder if she likes to camp???

2005-05-12T19:29:00.000-07:00

(roach just got served)

Stand Up

2005-05-10T04:10:00.000-07:00

Track listing for Dave Matthews Band’s Stand Up:

"Dreamgirl"
"Old Dirt Hill (Bring That Beat Back)"
"Stand Up (For It)"
"American Baby Intro"
"American Baby"
"Smooth Rider"
"Everybody Wakes Up (Our Finest Hour Arrives)"
"Out Of My Hands"
"Hello Again"
"Louisiana Bayou"
"Stolen Away on 55th And 3rd"
"You Might Die Trying"
"Steady As We Go"
"Hunger For The Great Light"

Track listing for the eight track Stand Up bonus disc:

"Joyride"
"Trouble With You"
"Recently" live
"Crash Into Me" (live)
"Hello Again" (live)
"Sugar Will" (live – fan club members only
"Typical Situation" (live — fan club members only)
"Mark And Carter Jam" (fans club members only)

2 Years in the making...

2005-05-05T06:27:00.000-07:00

Ok so you all know that we work at news 10 now.... So we ALL have these security tags, which basically is our key into the building,,,well these "keys" have our pictures on them... Lets go back to about 2 years ago...

First off I am not going to start laughing at ANYONE, with out placing mine on here first...

Kelly w/ long hair!

Kimmers w/ long hair (are we forming a trend here?

Lacey w/ blonde hair

I mean come on, are things really THAT bad?!

Thats right, this is when Gideon used to wear a shirt and tie to work!

And last but not least, our world famous Air Gutairist... Chris Reportson (ask Roach)

OK so maybe these pictures werent THAT funny. I know mine is the worst, but lets just stop now to remember the FORMER n 10 n employee...
Love & Miss Lyndsay!

GO DOUG GO!

2005-05-04T06:30:00.000-07:00

MY ROOS!

2005-04-29T07:32:00.000-07:00

Oh yes... these are my new sneakers and I love them! :o)

The REAL Deal

2005-04-28T06:37:00.000-07:00

Here he is! Oh thats right .... Since everyone says I talk about the Red Sox too much, I have decided I would put a picture of the most interesting person I know, my sidekick & partner in crime (no, Not Dana Murphy... )... but yours truely.... Chris Watson. I would like to take this time to tell everyone how he dominated in Karaoke last night, 50 captain and cokes prior to his performance of "livin on a prayer" ... Don't worry, we soon had to jump on stage to back him up... I mean c'mon, you can't sing to Livin on a Prayer by yourself!!!

By the way he ordered me something very special... OH yes, thats right, you guessed it, it has to do with the Red Sox, I thought I wouldn't mention them in this post, but I TANKED! I now have a Doug Mirabelli T-shirt (and for those of you who don't know who he is, he is the back-up catcher for the red sox) OK OK OK ... thats all I had to say about the Red Sox.

It is that time of year again...

2005-04-20T13:05:00.000-07:00

I would like to dedicate this entry to perhaps my 2 favorite peeps.. #33 & #28 WHY?! You ask? "I thought you were in Love with Johnny Damon...?!" Well yes I know, there are many of them that I know and love (LOL) BUT because I the fact that our CO-ED softball team is about to round up in the next 2 weeks, I would give my appropriate shout outs to my fellow catchers. We have quite the team this year which consists of good friends that have played togather for the past 4 years and some new comers, one of them which now makes the acceptable age limit to play... (and no, its not me)

So basically I can't wait for those games that I roll around in the dirt, get all scraped up and sweat my ass off. PLAY BALL!

(oh and by the way, best movie EVER)

HaPpY BiRtHdAy!

2005-04-20T13:02:00.000-07:00

What a day for a Birthday~Happy b-day Mama Cogs!

Don't let this happen to you...

2005-04-19T06:13:00.000-07:00

Oh thats right, I took a digger last night.

THIS is WHY "We CAN't be Friends"!

2005-04-15T06:26:00.000-07:00

The NYC Quote Board and more... ( "Idiot" cont...)

2005-04-06T05:49:00.000-07:00

Ok now, I AM taking this from THE PICKLE CLAW... BUT when we went to NYC there was a "quote board" on the way down... These are SO funny, that I had to post them on BIG P*nk...

"Some people have God, Michelle has Jewel." - Lacey

"Nothing makes me wet like Weather on the Tens." - Michelle

"I brought my shoe horn." - Michelle
"Good thing...I'll need it get my knees out of my mouth." - Kim

"I want to go to Italy and meet some of my cousins." - Michelle
"I'd wanna go with you to meet your cousins." - Lacey

"You people are sort of funny at 6 a.m." - Kelly

On a side note: ***So I picked up Johnny's book yesterday and all I have to say is that I found NOTHING wrong with what Johnny said about his ex-wife. He was honest.

Yes ladies he is single!

2005-04-05T03:13:00.000-07:00

Well Hellloo there! I would like all my friends and fans to meet my co-worker and friend Scott Pickey... We arrived at work today at 4a.m. and Scott gave me the idea that I should give him his own personal "shout out"... Not to mention that he is a superb Assistant News Director, he also specializes in Breaking News, Snow Team Coverage AND Project Planning. Scott enjoys playing with his little kitten "Willy" who in the past 6 mo. has been a recent addition to Center St. And if any of you want to know the true key to Scotty's heart well... Don't we all.

"Idiot"

2005-04-05T03:01:00.000-07:00

Today is the day! Johnny Damon's book has arrived to all book stores near you. And oh wait theres more! ....DRAMA has already been started over it. Ex-wife Angie isn't too happy with what Damon has said about her and doesn't look like she is over the divorce that was finalized only 11 months before marrying Michelle (pictured above).

WORST APRIL FOOLS JOKE EVER!!!

2005-04-01T12:55:00.000-08:00

K.ROACH.COM

5 more days!!!

2005-03-30T06:42:00.000-08:00

John Stevens

2005-03-30T06:26:00.000-08:00

American Idol will never forget last seasons favorite redhead, John Stevens. Yesterday I was having an interesting conversation with a fellow N10N employee on the rules and reg. of the TV show and decided to look him up and call him! I knew he was from the Buffalo area, so I gave it a shot and got him on my first try. This made my day!

6 days till the reunion...

2005-03-28T19:57:00.000-08:00

Recovering from cellulitus, Johnny will be ready to take the stage on opening day.
Please also note that his book will be released April 4th.

THE MADDDNESSS

2005-03-28T13:29:00.000-08:00

OHHH this is right! This is what I call March Maddddness... what took place on Saturday night... A BIG thanks for all who attended and who didn't! Because if it wasn't for the people who didn't attend... well then we wouldn't have had anyone to drunk dial AKA: dana, roach and dubbers!

**also a huge thanks to Bud Light for sponsoring our weekends, without you NONE of this would be possiable!**

(also to Jeremy Ryan for staying intoxicated for as long as he did.... "I am NOT going to try anything....Just please don't deny me!")

Who on earth is Big P*nk?!

2005-03-28T13:08:00.000-08:00

So you are asking... What the hell is Big P*nk well here she is! Big pink is my Dooney and Burke bag... Not to be mistaken for any knock-off bag! If you don't know, I have an obsession with purses. I started carrying this around where ever I went and she got her name the day she met Keith Roach.